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butterbeerwrocks:

Can anyone help out with the missing lines? Also, please correct the incorrect ones? Thank you!
Thanks to the two lovely anons for helping figure out the lyrics as well!

It’s that time of the month
Bad times are flowing
The menstrual cycle has began
It’s a bad time of the month
Your cramps are slowing you down and well, that isn’t fun
You could use something for all your mood swings
Some Motrin or Midol
Oh your tampon sings
La da dai la da dai dai dai dai
La da dai dai dai dai

First time’s confusing
What should you do?
Should you tell your mom or your dad?
The way you are losing lots of your fluids, and by most accounts
that’s bad.
Then you get older, get used to those things
Like menstrual odors as your pubic hairs sing
La da da da da da dai

It’s not that it’s bleeding
It’s freeing the bad times in you
It’s just what you’re needing
Next month you will bleed anew

Everything is over
You can go back to your life as it was before
The Tampax box is empty
You don’t need to worry about those damned things anymore
Something is missing
A vaginal song
to that you’re wishing you could sing along
La da dai la da dai dai dai dai
La da dai la da dai dai dai dai
La da dai la da dai dai dai dai dai dai dai dai dai dai

Edit: Yep that other last line…just thought it’d be a nice to discover it on your own for those who haven’t heard the song yet :)

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